Okay. I named her. And I gave her a little bit of a piracy flare. Start posting if you have things to say, and I know you all have things to say because I have listened to you in the office. Otherwise, you're just going to have to hear from me. All. The. Time. Which most people do not enjoy, but I don't know, maybe you do. And if that is the case, my heart breaks for you.
Break.
Hear it breaking.
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Here are some quotes I've heard in the office in the past week. Enjoy!
ReplyDelete“I would be willing to put on some weight to look like Jack Black.” ~Jason Birkel
“I’m like a panther on ice.” ~Robert Kinghorn
“At family reunions, everyone thinks we’re drunk.. but we’re not.” ~Jason Birkel
“I like sugar mommas more than trophy wives.” ~Robert Kinghorn
“Don’t worry Robert. I don’t have mononucleosis.” ~Jason Birkel
“Guy spit is weird. Girl spit isn’t.” ~Jason Birkel
“This is the second year in a row they’ve gotten rid of my community. Spanish- GONE! Physical Science- GONE! Next year it will be me. . . Me- GONE!” ~Robert Kinghorn
“I cannot control my face!” ~Courtlin Reasor
“I really like your humor, Ted. Its quiet, and may go unnoticed if you’re not listening. But if you do hear it, it is hilarious. You have to listen, or you’ll miss the glory that it is.” ~Danielle Cookson
“We can call them John, Jason, Jingleheimer Schmidtt… and Robert.” ~Toni Pilcher “He can be Jingleheimer Schmidtt.” ~Taleah Howard “Hey Jingle, Jingleheimer! I’m talkin’ to you!” ~Toni to Robert
“We’re gonna do whatever it takes, come hell or high water!” ~Susan in Institute “And I pictured right there all the guys going home and crossing me off the ‘future wife’ list.”
“A buttload is 32 units.” ~Alana Finlay
“Girl, I would kill you for him!” ~Susan Christiansen
“We are starting a reality TV show called “Husband Hunting, and Heather can be our first contestant.” ~Susan “But she already won!”~ Courtlin “I know. We need to start with a success story.” ~Susan